Mark and Wes are identical cousins born of jackals.  Attempts by the government to destroy the family bloodline went askew when d.n.a. was smuggled up their grandpa’s pet’s rectum.  Suckled for over ten years by their jackal mama; they were suckled for the next ten on a bottle of Jack Daniels.  Upon getting canine incisors, they were fed a steady diet of peanut butter and peyote sandwiches. 

Wes enjoys pissing outdoors and painting mustaches on babies.  He is currently employed by KFMX radio because they are scared of him.

 

Guest columnist and contributor Rowdy is a professional comedian who got all gimped up.  He’s really f*cking bitter and looking to take it out on everyone.

Guest Columnist Big is really Big.  Seriously Big.  You ain’t never seen a guy this freakin’ big!

 

Together they hope to achieve nothing of any worth or consequences (excuse me, Mark just farted).  We hope you send any and all submissions to us to propagate “All Things Wrong”. 

Write Wes at wesness@kfmx.com

or Mark at rageandthefury@yahoo.com.

Mark enjoys thermonuclear weapons and origami.  He is currently missing, or so he just said when we found him.