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Big’s one liners:

Be nice to your kids, they will choose your nursing home.

Assassins do it from behind.

The only problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard.

Your kids may be honor students but your still a dumbass.

No one listens to you until you make a mistake.

Auntie Em, Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog, Dorathy

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